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U.S embassy pizza

Absolute garbage pizza that no one should buy. It tastes like if you slept in wet socks.
Dontavius: Hey, im gonna get pizza lmao

Quandale: where

Dontavius: Im getting U.S embassy pizza
QUANDALE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by US embassy pizza February 14, 2022
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Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful
#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/
by SonoControl October 2, 2013
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Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.
Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.
by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016
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cold pizza

i like to eat cold pizza, but only sometimes
by scoobert-doo September 22, 2022
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Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025
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Pizza Gluer

Someone who blindly trusts AI, and/or uses AI in their research.

The term comes from a viral tweet/X post where a user shared that google’s AI overview of a search recommended they mix non-toxic glue into cheese sauce to help it stick to pizza.

Someone who blindly believes ai without fact-checking it would add the glue to their pizza. They’re a Pizza Gluer.
Person 1: Did you hear that this YouTuber checked their research using Gemini?
Person 2: oh, I did. He’s a total pizza gluer.
by NotroLPS August 6, 2025
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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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