Scum pig

Scum pig is different from ordinary pig. It’s the latest creation from The Red Neck laboratory. It combined the ordinary characteristics from the White pig and the Black pig. The result is successful, however, the pig is only allowed to be produced in Australia and New Zealand. The main reason is the smell of pig is horrible and only the native aboriginals and Maori can tolerate it.

“Oh, this pig smells horrible, it must be a scum pig”

by Skinny honky August 26, 2009

Slam Pig

A real low down dirty girl.

Hey, there's that slam pig Riiyna that works @ the local bar and bangs every dude with drugs, alcohol or a sick moment of desperation."

by GGUY213 April 9, 2010

Male Slam Pig

One who has lost all sense of dignity and will hook up with literally anything that has long hair no matter it's weight, horrible looks, or overall trashiness.

After Mike Frank fell out of Haddon's closet we all knew he had become a Male Slam Pig.

by BearPride'05 July 26, 2007

Bullet hole in a pig

The arsehole of an angelic lady.

i.e. no staining from passing stools

Ross: "I bet her arse hole is nice"

Daley: "I bet it is like a bullet hole in a pig - a tight pink hole...but with out the bleeding"

Ross: "he he - do you want the pink or the pink"

by Daley August 17, 2007

Capy-Cat-Pig

A guinea pig, stuffed in a cat, stuffed in a capybara, then slowly roasted over a fire. A delicacy in most developed nations. In addition, it's gluten-free.

I just ate a Capy-Cat-Pig...it was delicious, but a little over cooked.

by Callahan Auto February 9, 2010

Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.

Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.

by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010