speak air

Basically someone whos talking rubbish and its just air because everyone is airing it (airing it means ignoring).

all you do is speak air bruv no one is listening shutup!

by ghettoaf December 30, 2016

The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 28, 2021

straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 12, 2014

air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.

Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?

by Makota Dorgan December 1, 2019

breathe air am i right

Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.

Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...

by WhenYouBreathe December 9, 2018

Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service

According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains

by Neady June 3, 2022

Air heinrich

a guy who is gay (very gay)

*lola sees Air heinrich*
"gayyyyy!!" lola

*5 minutes later*
" have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"they gay dude who's a simp?" Lola
"yeah" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola

by not lola August 2, 2020