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Noah

Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noah's are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noah's always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noah's are the nicest mean people you'll ever meet.
Wow Noah’s are just the greatest
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
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Noah

Your best friend that is super smart but wastes all of his money on fast food and Tim Hortons and has a CRIPPLING addiction to coffee, but is always in denial and buys more coffee.
Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.
by Big PP Faizan February 8, 2024
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noah

me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.
yo did you see noah?

yeah, but he's average asf and kinda ugly

whatever
by kissuke urahare February 11, 2024
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Noah Boedecker

A boy who makes their girlfriend buy dinner and drive their car is a Noah Boedecker.
by slayfrslayfr February 15, 2024
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noah mazzeo

a guy with a very very very big penis and he is also in love with louis, his daddy's Facebook is very good and his sister is very hot
hi Noah Mazzeo,

from louis
by noah mazzeo lover February 20, 2024
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Noah

He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024
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noah Schenk

A term that refers to a man that has shaved his head to mock a Nazi but had unexpectedly changed his personality to a nazi. This entails that such an individual is afraid of diverse women, cultural diversity, and minorities.
That’s guy is an asshole: he is a real Noah Schenk!
by Noah.. Skank February 26, 2024
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