fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

Muffin skin

The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners

I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.

by Some whitts March 22, 2017

Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 3, 2018

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018

drop a muffin

Fart. Cut the cheese.

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?

by Ree Ree Horn January 13, 2014

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

Nuffin Muffin

It represents the act of having nothing or 0 into a funny sounding item/phrase.

Nicholas is so poor he doesn’t even have a Nuffin Muffin.
He walked into the store and walked out with a Nuffin Muffin.

by tb_2478 August 5, 2025