Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Muffin clan

--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!

Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim

by carrot_Muffin March 13, 2004

Muffin

You can call someone a muffin meaning:
That they’re an adorable, smol, and cute muffin head. (You’re a muffin by this definition since I know you’re adorable)
NOW STOP DENYING THAT YOU’RE A MUFFIN AND ACCEPT THAT YOU’RE ADORABLE-

“You’re a muffin”
“No you areeeeee”
“You’re the best muffin”
“How dare”

by Wholesome Cat November 28, 2020

Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.

Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !

by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024

muffin

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!

by aanonymouss March 2, 2008

Diamond muffin

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him

Love you my Diamond muffin I love having breakfast with you and spending quality time with my love

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.

"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"

by BishopBaggins July 17, 2013