the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.

Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!

by Swarley6969 August 20, 2011

Reverse Jesus

When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.

Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.

by FATaL the DEATHY January 6, 2019

Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

by Throwback time!!! December 9, 2019

jesus hit

when smoking marijuana; a giant fucking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.

at nik's house today, I took a jesus hit and almost coughed it.

by airun September 26, 2008

Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

by jjamiie March 6, 2011

ba-jesus

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL

it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus

by Albert RIppel April 22, 2005

Baby Medical Jesus

Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.

Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.

If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)

Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!

by Someone they know February 14, 2010