Jake

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy

Jake is a fit boy

by Jake beta July 4, 2023

Jake

Some guy your little sister is talking to on royale high

"But I love him!"
"No you don't, you love his Robux, he's a Jake."

by lotsofzero November 14, 2022

Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads

wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again

by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020

Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.

Your being a Jake, calm down!

by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019

Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is

Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”

by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.

Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake

by JJake12345 October 16, 2020