greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together
My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic
by Peyton Manning's Forehead January 31, 2016
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Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.
by jjamiie February 20, 2011
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the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.
Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!
by Swarley6969 August 17, 2011
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Jesus juice

this bitch drank my Jesus juice last night
by The holy dick September 16, 2018
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Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.
Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!
by Wistopher December 01, 2019
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ba-jesus

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL
it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus
by Albert RIppel April 23, 2005
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Pimpin Jesus

The saviour of the human race
no he is not christian for he likes to give wedgies to bishops and cardinals of the catholic church.
His goal is to turn the Vatican into a Satanic Rave site.
All hail the pimpin lord of the Earth
by Cam April 18, 2005
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