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internet shark

Probably some girl who posts a lot
Gina posts a lot, she is a internet shark
by Alec R. July 10, 2016
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The internet

What now controls our lives, a gigantic plain where you can find everything and experience everything at the same time, where every single emotion can be felt at every minute, a place, where you cannot process emotions, it does not matter if you discover that your favorite celebrity is dead, you will find a meme a minute later and laugh, a place, where apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A place where you can do anything, look for people you like, watch cooking videos, laugh at apology videos, search for "." in the youtube bar, watching questionable videos, harassing a girl, going to the dark web, buying drugs, guns and a bomb, everything, all of the time.
by Think of a name May 22, 2022
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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.
responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.
person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?
by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022
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dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
by ssvbxx January 20, 2023
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