When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022
When a man and women have sexual intercource, and through this process ejaculate at the same time, mixing the man and woman's juices into a sex soup.
by Moneyg724 September 14, 2017
When soup is in a "hot pan" in a steam table and become slighty reduced. Therefore, leaving a chewy or crust like residue on the wall of the pan.
"Hey man, I scraped the soup crust off with a spoon. Do you want some?"
"Wow, this soup crust has so much flavor!"
"Wow, this soup crust has so much flavor!"
by Cotton518 January 02, 2019
a white person in a tubby
by bravo kun July 19, 2022
The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
by SloopingSlewBear March 02, 2018
by hugh5050 April 21, 2010
by BIGGEST COCK IN THE GALAXY June 17, 2020