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Ghetto Sectional 

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.
Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.

Ghetto Chomp 

Going to chomp someone ghettoish instead of stomping.
Im gonna ghetto chomp you!!!
Ghetto Chomp by Lorisaysrawrrrr November 21, 2011

ghetto wrapping 

Using newspaper, line paper, or other reading materials to wrap a present.
I wonder if we have any birthday wrapping paper? nope, Looks like she's getting Ghetto Wrapping this year.
ghetto wrapping by sirpooonyou April 15, 2012

Ghetto Coursing 

When a person puts a high value item out on display in the night hours in the ghetto, only to lie in wait with a pack of dogs (preferably sight hounds/greyhounds). Once a thief has decided to take action and steal the item, the dogs are let free to chase the assailant(s). The outcome is bet upon before hand.
Hey, i just a new greyhound named lucky. Can we use your Gixxer to lure in some ghetto hares? I know she's gonna be a legend in the ghetto coursing league.

ghetto filet 

Pork Steak. people with less money BBQ this than actually buying "beef" filet's. Must be cooked over charcoal, not a gas grill. derives from Florissant, MO. A town within St.Louis county.
Gunna Grill some Ghetto Filets for dinner.
ghetto filet by BBQabc123 September 1, 2012

ghetto tease 

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.
Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".
ghetto tease by KT Andrews February 23, 2013