Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
Get the I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came frommug. Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkholemug. Jack: oh hey jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiesta, you ok?
Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.
jack: TWOS!!!!
Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
Jake: why yes i am, i am just rolling.
jack: TWOS!!!!
Jake: hey lets go to the park but not actually go cuz we are cool.
by dudey1312 June 19, 2009
Get the jacob rowland from stockton who has a green ford fiestamug. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Man speaking straight facts.
Man speaking straight facts.
by f uck ypu June 26, 2021
Get the But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.mug. A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P
A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018
Get the So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?mug. Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person 2: Omg!
Person 2: Omg!
by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 26, 2021
Get the But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.mug. 