Dick and Balls

A popular online saying usually asking people if they like them and if there is a response that is other then Yes, then whoever said no is made fun of for weeks

Hey Kayla do you like dick and balls

by Lisa Marie Lafontaine July 1, 2019

python dick

White guy with a big dick and he knows it!

John has a python dick

by Cougar Sport Killer March 4, 2011

a DICK-MAN

a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.

Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?

Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while

Ashtin: Why does he do this?

Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again

Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa

Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!

Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man

by CARsinnnnnnnnn June 24, 2012

Dick Happy

1.a girl that so happy just to talk to a boy.look at a boy.or even smell anything like a boy.
2.a girl intrested in a boy that dont like her.
3.all on somebody prize peice.

number three may be also known as Dick Whopping.

1."Damn i mean was you so dick happy for that boy."
2."She so dick happy, he burped in her face and she smilied"
3."Why you keep talking about her shoes..stop Dick Whopping you Dick Happy ass bitch!"

by Kay.Baby October 17, 2007

dick in a knot

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

by Betty C and Betty Jo February 26, 2008

dick cheney

A fucking chickenhawk, who dodged Vietnam thanks to his senator daddy, who along with President Moron (another chickenhawk) thought he knew enough about war to send many, many of our troops to their untimely, unjustified deaths.

1) Ever heard CCR's "Fortunate Son"? Well, I'm almost certain the band was referring to Bush and Cheney, both of whom dodged the Vietnam War thanks to their rich, politician daddies.

2) What ever happened to Dick Cheney, man? He's been like MIA this last few months. Guess the republicans figured he was a very bad influence, and perhaps more hated by AMericans than Bush, and could be a liability for McCain's campaign that they asked him to hide.

by Chad VanderGriff April 23, 2008

dicking around

Wasting time

I was just dicking around before meeting you at the show.

by Rob October 30, 2003