Facebook Meerkat

A person that cant help to view what you are typing over your shoulder on Facebook

Gemma: tip tap tip tap tip (typing on Facebook)

Stuart: What you typing?

Gemma: nothing!

Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!

by Husky lady March 30, 2010

Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

by invictus2823 April 30, 2011

Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.

"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."

by Stanistu1 July 15, 2015

Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most

I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!

by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010

Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

the facebook game

When your on facebook looking up random girl names in the people search bar and seeing if you can find a hot girl to look at.

Hey Ian I'm so bored, lets get on facebook and play the facebook game.

by titsburg69 November 13, 2011

urban facebook

A combination of the urban dictionary and Facebook.

Urban Facebook is cool.

by deerslayer0243 November 29, 2016