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Donkey's Full

In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.
player A: I'm all in

Player B: i call, i have a straight

Player A: I have Donkey's Full, I win.
by JD123321 March 20, 2009
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liquor donkey

A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.
Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.
by Yungchiefswag July 30, 2017
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donkey dick

A type of summer sausage stuffed in a large red fiberous casing often eaten by redneck males at construction sites or while fishing. It can usually be purchased at gas stations. Tip-Top brand from Taylor, Texas is a prime example.
Hey Bubba, pass me some of that donkey dick and cheese.
by CommonClone June 24, 2018
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Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"
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Donkey

the hee haw's name is donkey
by fuk ma life February 1, 2022
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Donkey

An animal with 4 legs used that can fly.
That donkey is flying at the speed of light
by The king of the road November 25, 2023
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Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.
Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum
by The XDer July 6, 2021
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