The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
by LichenLichen April 28, 2024
Get the Clown Cannonmug. by Foot Clown January 19, 2025
Get the polymorfooter clownmug. by GreenGoblyn January 23, 2020
Get the Greasepaint Clownmug. To convince yourself that your crush is indeed liking you back when in fact it's uncertain or just all in your head.
"Yeah, he's still clowning over that girl that rejected him weeks ago because she liked his post"
"God I'm clowning so hard over this guy but he's sending mixed signals, idk what to think anymore"
"God I'm clowning so hard over this guy but he's sending mixed signals, idk what to think anymore"
by gh0st_191 May 12, 2023
Get the clowningmug. 

