Christian Mullican

Christian Mullican has a big dick and gets all the hoes especially with big butts

You should find yourself a Christian Mullican

by bb_blazehunter1 March 24, 2019

Christian

The most beautiful man on Earth who gives you butterflies every time you look at him, he's the man who makes everyone go blurry, he's the man you can't talk to, but he's also the man you have to let go off because he's moving away to Australia

Me: *Looks into his eyes*
Christian: *Looks right back*

me: 🦋🦋🦋🦋

by cherryblossoms. March 26, 2022

Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone

Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian

by Swim bois May 30, 2018

Christian

One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.

Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.

by Adolf Sartorius 69 April 20, 2018

Christian

He is the most loyal, caring, handsomest, beautiful loving,selfless,and kindest husband.He always cheers me up when I'm feeling at my worst and is always there for me no matter what.He has the biggest heart in the whole planet and never thinks twice before doing something nice.He is very very handsome with the brightest smile i have ever seen ever, and he has a laugh so contagious i cant help but be giddy with endorphins whenever i'm around him. He's the funniest and the most out of pocket person ever, and really loves all sorts of crazy animals. He always gives me so so so so much love and the most clingiest cuddliest husband ever. He never makes me feel judged or makes me feel like i have to change myself at all. He loves me with who i am and i love him for who he is. With him, its such a deep connection there's so much comfort than in the word comfort.With him, time flies and goes slowly at the same time. His hugs, always feel like home. His hands, are like puzzle pieces that perfectly align with mine. His voice, like my favorite comfort song that im able to listen to on repeat for hours on end.No urban dictionary could even begin to describe my love for my husband. Because with him, life is just beautiful. And I can't wait to spend the rest of it with him.

Who packed you lunch?

MY MOST AMAZING, GORGEOUS ,FUNNIEST SMARTEST, CARING, BOYFRIEND NAMED CHRISTIAN OF COURSE!

by YourWifeyy<33 November 20, 2023

Christian Hernandez

A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn

Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez

by Isis34645747486547 May 11, 2019

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022