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Mud-boner

OMG, he's got a mud-boner!
by seenitallbefore June 19, 2009
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Boner Swag

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.
I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.
by Elpuma13 March 28, 2012
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boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass
dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping
by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009
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boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.
"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."
by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010
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loner boner

a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.
I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
by potranquita June 8, 2005
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Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.
"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!
by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011
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artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.
Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.
by Alaina's right testica August 30, 2010
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