itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.

I have a really itchy biscuit.

by rad95 August 03, 2016

Trail Biscuit

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.

Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.

by 3lfrieda27 January 30, 2022

Corner Biscuit

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in the weirdest places like a corner, a port-a-potty, or a pool.

John- “Yo did you go to Jack’s party last night?”

Tom- “Hell yeah bro! There was these two weirdos doing a corner biscuit in the bathroom when I had to piss!”
John- “What the hell!”

by Ted and Johnny November 20, 2017

Spanish Biscuit

What a non native speaker calls their Spanish girlfriend.

“Who is she Órlaith?”
“Oh she’s my Spanish Biscuit” says Órlaith

by Foreigner lover 299 February 12, 2025

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.

Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.

by QTheIceCreamMan February 24, 2018

nigga biscuit

noun
an easy task that can be performed without any stress.

can be used in replacement for "piece of cake".

Beating that dude was a nigga biscuit.

by urgengga February 01, 2023

Bugger Biscuits

When you've forgotten to do something or made a stupid mistake.

Bugger Biscuits I didn't put the bins out

by 3001spike October 03, 2018