Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike

Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
It just sorta happens!
So, who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something!?
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention !?
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him!?

...
What?
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place!?
This doesn't make any sense!!
What about you guys!? You came to this room...
Are you guys Mike?! Are you!?
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 1, 2025

mike dally

Urban ball cruncher with much fro

I mike dally my way to the skate scene

by Qdiesachs June 12, 2023

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021

Mike

Mike can be like funny or whatever.

Me: Share your name on instagram Mike!
Mike: nah I’m good

by 1ofamillion November 23, 2021

Mike

The term used to ban someone from a Discord server with no real reason.

I just Mike'd this guy because he annoyed me

by CrippledWheelchairMcDumDum January 5, 2021

MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.

Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 1, 2019