Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019

Asshole

someone who goes out of their way to make someone’s day bad by doing something cruel

person: hey did you see that asshole spill someones drink on purpose?

asshole: yeah that was me

by katana blade celing fan May 27, 2023

Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

urban dictionary basketball asshole

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass

Urban dictionary basketball asshole

by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

Asshole

Someone that is very annoying and stupid

Enlil is an asshole

by rezuloth May 21, 2022

Asshole

A guy who's really not a popular guy with other people.

Most people who knew the asshole wanted him dead, there wasn't much thought about him besides that.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Asshole

Marque

Marque smells like asshole

by Djasshole June 2, 2018