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christian lanuza is the type of person that you only meet once in your life, he is so heart warming, amazing, smart, hardworking, loyal, understanding and handsome. He is the definition of perfect and no one can ever compare themselves to christian because he is so rare and so unique. He also has an amazing family that is very kind and beautiful! christian lanuza is amazing and he is so very important to me!
christian lanuza simply breathes*
all the girls: “omg chris date me!”
by wavyoranges June 5, 2021
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Christian

Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.

Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
by briastories April 11, 2023
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Christian.

Aka, (chistian.) The sweetest boy in the world.
Also known as, Zach’s pretty boy.
“Look at Christian. that’s Zachary’s baby right there.”
by ZEN.LOL July 25, 2021
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Christianity

An Abrahamic religion. Believes in some mythological mentally ill jew that got nailed to a plank of wood for pissing off the Romans. The majority of followers are KKK members, fascists, and middle aged religious nuts who indoctrinate their fuckwad crotch goblins to keep the cult alive.
Christianity should be eradicated from modern society.
by ChinkFaggot June 16, 2024
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Christian

Christian is a person who, at first seems like he couldn't care, is actually a caring and wonderful person. He is someone you can joke with and make the funniest jokes with, but also be there when your at your lowests. He has the most beautiful eyes ever, bright and ever so detailed.

His face almost looks as if angles carved it. He is smart and is really good in making music. He can just take his instrument and make a song from the top of his head. Something that most people admire about him. He is so creative and so interesting. He makes the most compelling conversations. He has dealt with terrible people in the past, it has affected him negatively, but it has also made him grow as a person. The people who have hurt him, shouldn't never get the chance to have him in their lives again. He deserves only the best out of people. What's funny is that He puts everyone first even if he is struggling. He only wants you to be happy. Because if your happy, he's happy. He is someone you can truly admire. If you ever meet someone like him, your really lucky. Really really?? Really really :)
John: hey guess what!

Max: what's up?

John: I made a friend named Christian!

Max: wow your so lucky man!

John I know right?
by Hooni_Supreme♡ July 11, 2023
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Christian De Suchi

Someone who resamble a much more famous person but has a different skin tone. The first known example is presumed lookalike of the italian actor Cristian De Sica, an unknown painter called Christian De Suchi.
-Bro, who's that dude. He seems like Obama but he's white.
-It's a Christian De Suchi
by Gioleppo March 18, 2020
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Christian

a young nimble man with nice manners but secretly likes too be brutally butt fucked
Christian likes it rough
by Saniityy January 13, 2022
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