doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

Willy badge

When a white man beats up a black man and takes his license as a trophy.

Back in the day I’d hit the bars and collect Willy badges.

by N9NE January 19, 2024

willie eyelash

pubic hairs

omg i need to shave my willie eyelashes

by wheres miss gallacher September 26, 2019

Tom Willie

Fun to be around and always the life of the party. He usually has a huge cock. The women flock to him, due to the fact that he has a large cock. He has sexy brown eyes that can see right through you. If you have a relationship with him beware, because you aren't the only one. There are too many fish in the sea for him to pick just one. The bottom line is he is hot, but you better watch your back.

Tom Willie is such a player.

by creeper32145 January 14, 2012

Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.

"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?

by Smellerno October 26, 2020