Max

Is in love with Kelvin. He even wrote a rap song about it! He loves Belgium, loves it so much that he’s jealous of his friend anouk to come from there! He’s also very small, anouk keeps on pushing him in the pool, he can’t defend himself poor thing, Anouk’s too strong for him! He has a sexy ass American accent and jumps Kangaroos. Anouk loves bullying him!

Wow You’re so stupid !

Stop being like max!

by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021

max and olivia

the perfect couple :) they treat each other very well and will last a vv long time

-i like you so so much max <3

someone: hey did you hear about max and olivia?

someone else: yeah they are the cutest couple!

by mommyolivia December 24, 2021

Max

Max's are cute, energetic people, but can be a dickhead sometimes.

Graeson: Ugh, I hate Max. He's such a dickhead.

Emma: No he's not! He's so cute! But so rude..

by luxuryavocado December 24, 2021

Max

The biggest penis I’ve ever ridden

Max has a massive shlong

by Jerry can fer the win bois December 25, 2021

Max

A bish that makes a splash when taking a dookie.

That coffee made me need to take huge Max

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Max

A man who likes to kiss ass

Oh there’s max, what a kiss arse

by T_swizzle the goat December 26, 2021

max n' cheese

Delicious soup made of max and cheese (as you can tell from the name).
Can also be used as a form to smoothly say that someone is very dumb without them knowing.

"Lets eat some max n' cheese mom!"
"These guys are definitely max n' cheese...'

by howarebabiesborn. March 30, 2022