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jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.
by idontshipit June 19, 2018
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Jake

A complete idiot. Pulls so many shit pranks and always gets in trouble 😂
Omg he is such a jake ugh 😑
by Handyman my 1234567890 April 20, 2018
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Jake

by Tacormylife December 27, 2021
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Jake

Did you just jake that paper from me.
Don’t be jaking my papers.

Don’t make me jake you up!
by NurseKlassy December 19, 2021
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Jake McKell

Any person named Jake McKell has to have a small deche. They are attracted to flat chested females and have an extremely pimply dick.
*Liv walks down the beach*

Jake McKell stares at her ( Visibly Obvious Erection appears )

Liv: Jake you ok?
Jake: Y-y-yes
Jake ejaculates
Liv: Ewww
Jake: Come back Liv
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Jake

A penis as huge as Godzillas. Commonly described as Batman like and has dead parents (also rich)
"So your parents are dead, HAHAHA JAKE"
by CSlade August 29, 2018
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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
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