Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.

*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'

by Veronica11 August 23, 2016

FREE EDGER

When a cow is trapped in a dirt houses basement with a glass roof

Person One:Whats up
Person Two:FREE EDGER

by SpiderDick August 14, 2016

Free and independent

In a relationship, when two people break up, being free and independent means one of them wants to see other people

"I'm sorry we didn't work out, but I need to be free and independent for a little while"

by Boiy June 22, 2016

free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.

Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.

by Dajster June 18, 2016

friction free dating

to have the power and the ability to reject someone on a dating app or a website without the stress of rejecting them face to face.

I take part in friction free dating while I am on Tinder.

by aquamarine23 June 5, 2016

tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.

Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!

by QuacksO May 24, 2016

young and free

People are Young and Free if they are a suburban teen or young adult who can be frequently spotted at EDM or local band shows in crop tops and high waisted shorts.

Other indicators include native american inspired printed garments from urban outfitters, An Instagram with pictures of the subject running in slow motion with sparklers, indie electronic bands with a & in their name or any form of Mr, Ms, Mister, top knots with the sides shaved and long hair with one side buzzed.

Common hashtags: #wildandfree #vscocam #BeHereBeNow #LiveInTheMoment #blessed #yogainpublic

“It's hard to dance with the Devil on your back, So shake him off.”

"Those kids look pretty young and free"
"want to go to that concert?" "Nah, I'm not feeling young and free tonight"

by DrSloppy May 18, 2016