grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )

Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️

by SharksFanLG March 15, 2022

Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.

Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.

by Onebizzeedude May 04, 2022

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

Cunt biscuit

A dry ass cunt whore

That cunt biscuit bitch Jessica fucked my damn dog again.

by Justice_435 January 19, 2019

Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.

She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!

by Brimmjob March 09, 2016

Cunt biscuit

A word that is used when cunt is not strong enough a word but you do not want to go to mother fucker

If someone takes all your food you may call them a cunt biscuit because it is not to serious but you still are mad

by Dr.,. Big boi October 06, 2017