Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024

Base camp Willy

AKA A titty wank

A guy named Willy at the foot of two large mountains

She gave me the best base camp Willy last night

by The real slim Galey May 10, 2024

Willy wankus

A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught

(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)

Person 1: my Willy wankus is pretty big

Person 2: I bet it isn’t

by Bigdumb532 May 20, 2024

Willy Woowa

A willy woowa is when a ginger with a beard sticks his willy in an overweight woman of about 300kg+ and then screams 'Woowa!' because her huge belly flops are in the way and squash his willy.

Jaquelin made me do the Willy Woowa!

by deegl May 26, 2024

Willy welly

A condom

Have you got a willy welly in your handbag for me I'm a man and I forgot mine.

by BigWillyWilson May 30, 2024

Dystopian willy

The Dystopian Willy is when your so high that you think your penis is a weird shape or deformed

Bro I was so high that I had to a dystopian Willy

by Dystopian Willy guys September 21, 2025

Willy Drilly

When you drill a hole in the ground and have sex with it.

"I've gone done did a willy drilly."

by redtree September 25, 2025