waffling

When you try and act so smart but no one can understand what you're saying. Or when you have no answer but try to explain it, or (last one) when you're lying.

Eg. Stop waffling. Wow you waffler

by wowowoowowfdfreg February 15, 2019

Waffling

Talking nonsense.

Sales rep is waffling again!

by Loopt March 3, 2017

kush waffle

When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter

Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.

by BillClinton'sDickButt April 1, 2015

twat waffle

a cute person that belongs to twat pancakes and twat pancakes only

reagan is a twat waffle that belongs only to shantae

by wowtherebud December 15, 2018

Blue Waffle

A derogatory name for a homewrecking blue haired woman from Ipswich.

Do you know Blue Waffle? Oh that whore from Ipswich.

by Candiiiiiiiiiii October 6, 2023

Waffle Drinker

When someone eats waffles and / or pancakes so fast it’s almost like they’re drinking them down instead of taking their time to chew the food thoroughly for better digestion and to avoid weight gain.

“Why do you care waffle drinker?” “ You eat more waffles than motherfuckers drink in this place, you lil waffle drinking bitch.” Vulgar term invented in jail. Legends discovered it from a drunken bastard on an episode of law & crime.

by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER June 21, 2024

twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021