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You eat chairs

We eat chairs!

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

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We got X before GTA VI

This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.

The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.

Nuclear war breaks out

"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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by DylTheDiver July 12, 2024

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WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.

Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.

by Big riggA! September 2, 2023

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We don’t talk about yesterday

A rule of thumb when 2 people in a relationship bring out the toxicity within each other but neither of them want to face reality so keep trying to forget the past and move on.

“Why are you still together? You guys are destroying each other.” “We don’t talk about yesterday. That’s why we’re still together…”

by FreeloaderLoser April 9, 2023

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