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eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.
That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.
by substituteteacher March 11, 2023
mugGet the eggo waffle looking bitchmug.

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.
I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.
by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018
mugGet the Human Wafflemug.

waffle-maker

archie wants a waffle-maker
by pablum1 April 25, 2022
mugGet the waffle-makermug.

waffle hoggin

At 3 am when the clubs close. The fatchicks who weren't picked up leave the clubs and go to the waffle house. When guys go to the waffle house to pick up these fat hogs, it's called waffle hoggin'.
Hey Steve, it's 3 a.m. And it's the weekend. Time to go waffle hogging. Steve says: He'll yeah man! And we had better hurry or they'll all be gone.
by Doctord453 September 15, 2013
mugGet the waffle hogginmug.

Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.
Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.
by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021
mugGet the Bagged Wafflemug.

Cunt waffle

She's a cunt waffle
by Typpo February 22, 2019
mugGet the Cunt wafflemug.

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
mugGet the waffle-ironmug.

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