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Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.
This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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Waffling

"Did you hear Mike waffling that girl about how he served in the military?"
by Droxxy January 13, 2016
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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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afro waffle

When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.
Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back
by TheBaconSizzle January 12, 2017
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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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Nordic waffle

Slang for a Scandinavian ladies under bits.
"I'm not really a breakfast in bed person, but I do enjoy waking up and having Freja's Nordic Waffle "
by Mickey Behr November 10, 2022
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