Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.

I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.

by EliaWolff October 25, 2025

Biloxi Dumpster waffle

When you take the waitress from the waffle house in biloxi out back to give her a hard pounding over the truck of your 1986 Buick grand national while smoking crystal meth and the tag light illuminates her coochie that resembles a dirty waffle.

Man I went to the waffle house and the waitress gave me the house special a "biloxi dumpster waffle".

by Coalroller001 November 13, 2025

eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips

why did you search this up.

joshua: im going to eat eggs plus pancakes plus eggs plus waffles plus pizza plus eggs plus nine thousand potsto chips
billy: what the fuck

by potato devourer November 17, 2025

Wheat Waffled

To get Wheat Waffled is to have your identity exposed because of your blackpilled beliefs.

Did you hear that’s Rehab Rooms real name got leaked?

Yeah, he got wheat waffled.

by Poiuytrewqwq December 7, 2025

Lymington Waffle

The act of verbally abusing someone else’s children. A common term amongst some inhabitants of Hampshire.

“Dude, Dan totally served up some Lymington Waffle to Lenny’s kids. What a sicko!”

by Cuntbunch19 January 6, 2026

Baddie Waffle

A phrase similar to saying someone is “cute” or “good-looking,” often used to say a person looks nice

Hey, you look like a baddie waffle today!

by panda123meowkittymeow January 22, 2025