Waffling

Using a lot of complex filler words in order to appear smarter and make your writing longer. Waffling doesn't change the meaning of what's written, but will often get you a good grade from idiot teachers.

Sentence: Some children don't like going to school.

Waffling: Because of the negative characteristics they often associate with scholastic institutions, certain pupils tend to experience animosity and contempt towards the academic apparatus, and attempt to resist progenitorial efforts to inculcate diligence into their offspring.

by xXxSnO0pyXxX May 22, 2020

Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.

1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”

by Kiddly November 6, 2021

Waffle

A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.

That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.

by T$Jones September 19, 2015

Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta

Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms

by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023

Waffling

Waffling is when you are talking rubbish or you don’t know what your talking about

How old are you?
Yesterday I went to Dubai

Your waffling

by yhyh419 February 26, 2022

waffle orgy

A sexual performance, Involving 3 or more living things. The male or masculine figure jams his holy white liquid into all and every hole on the female body. These holes include but are not limited to ( vagina, ass, ears , nose, mouth, and eye sockets.

Hey daddy, lets have a waffle orgy with the reindeer and our daughter

by DonaldFuckHillary December 11, 2017

Waffling

Some one who keeps talking and doesn’t know when to shut up for no apparent reason

Hugo doesn’t know when to shut up he’s always waffling

by Hugo smells June 16, 2022