Turtlew

An English greeting which started when a teacher made a spelling mistake. This word quickly became a favourite word of the students and they began to use it as a greeting

“Turtlew ”
The girl cried as she greeted her friend

by Snow wolf December 11, 2019

turtles having sex

a. A most beautiful thing, to be admired and worshiped.
b. Sarah Palin.

I got a DVD off that guy on the corner of MLK and 3rd, but it was just a video of turtles having sex.

by tothebloody March 28, 2009

turtley

Excitedly Agreeing with something , while being under the influence of being a turtle (or being watched by a turtle.

person 1: we should goto the movies

person 2: oh yea (looks around sees a turtle ) 7turtley

by poke-a-bear November 2, 2009

Turtled

The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.

"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."

by AdaleighFaith December 30, 2016

I like turtles

I like turtles.

Omg I like turtles.

by stinky fart rat August 27, 2017

Ninja Turtles

In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”

''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

I like turtles

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

by Nermine February 27, 2017