Turd of Paradise

Someone that despite the appeal of the environment ruins ones experience.

“Las Vegas would have been the best trip ever if it wasn’t for that Turd of Paradise, Andy Dick”.

by Doktor Awesome June 8, 2018

turd

A drink that arose from the south coast of NSW (australia). Baileys mixed with coke ensures the drink curdles, consequently giving the appearance of a turd.

To Bartender, 1 turd please, Baileys and coke.

by Adzie December 7, 2006

Turd dinter

Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.

Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.

by Pip-squeak February 4, 2021

Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017

turd minnows

Clusters of really small shit.

Just had to push out a few turd minnows just now.

by One Dead Man March 27, 2017