Faux-toe

Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”
“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”
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Toe Nails

A sycophant, some one who will do favours, agrees without question laughs at unfunny jokes or flatters for their own advantage to others (for example the boss). Will often put other people down for their own advantage.
David is called Toe Nails because he's so far up his Bosses arse, all you can see are his toe nails.
by Dr Vix July 07, 2022
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Toe Nail

When two cousins, most likely female, want to brag about fucking in front of their not so oblivious family
“Yo, Sally, that’s a wicked toe nail you got there.” Weird Uncle: “What the fuck are y’all talking about toe nails for?”
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Prosthetic camel toe

Prosthetic cameltoe an artificial device that

Can be used to extenuate the female anatomy. For girls who cannot sport a cameltoe now can
Prosthetic camel toe
With my Prosthetic cameltoe now Tina will not be the talk of the party. These can be easily made at home with simple things laying around the house a 2 l plastic soda bottle A 20 oz plastic soda bottle Or for a moose knuckle a 3 l plastic soda bottle. Simply cut out 2 of the bottom nodges sand around the edges and there you go! Prosthetic cameltoe
by balzdp976 October 05, 2023
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Lo Mo Toe

Slang for: Love My Toe. Meaning camel toe, which means love my vagina. Used by women who believe they are only being used for sex.
James: "Hey Girl!"
Betty: "Lo Mo Toe"

James: "Woah! C'mon I wanted to take you out to dinner and have nice conversation!"
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microwave your toe

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
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