Chris

Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.

MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP

by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020

Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

HalfAsleep Chris

Some YouTuber that makes cat videos. He has 5 cats on yt: Henry, Bella, Ralph, Tom (rip) and Reggie (rip). He also makes other videos but I like his cat videos

I like cat videos from HalfAsleep Chris

by GoinGrayZ November 24, 2025

Chris

A kind-hearted guy who may seem like a misfit at first, but will surprise you. Christophers are playful, energetic, intelligent, and damn sexy. They are human beings like no other, they know how to treat a girl right. They are great in bed and usually pipe the ladies, also their performance in the bedroom is immaculate. Loved by all women, Christophers will charmers and will claim the hearts of many with their words and looks. Christophers also see a great amount of wealth so they are also ballers. These awesome beings have surpassed all the others will reach a level of devinity but will never come close to being God.

That Chris, That Chris, she is a pretty girl.

by khidcash1212 November 23, 2021

Chris

He is a guy who will cheat on you and use you for your body. He will act like he is in love with you but really only wants you for sex. He is someone who says the same things to every girl that he meets.

Chris is a player

by Bigdaddy66666 June 10, 2020

Chris Tergliafera

One of the best voice actors in Today’s history. He’s voiced many characters but my favourite one is Ryoma Hoshi. This one is personal but I can’t spell his name so I had to copy/paste it

Person: Did you know Chris Tergliafera has a TikTok account impersonating his characters!?

by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023