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pickle

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.
bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...
by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018
mugGet the picklemug.

Pickle Rick’d

Get three friends and a random, the friends team will hold the random down and repeatedly dick slap them in the face while the third inserts a pickle into the randoms ass.
Last night fucking chad wouldn’t stop talking about the NFT market, so we took him in the back an Pickle Rick’d his shit.
by The fart throater September 14, 2022
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Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.
Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!
by jordaniandaviasian March 19, 2016
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Be-a-pickle

Hitler had a be-a-pickle personality.

Osama Bin Laden, a be-a-pickleish man, caused misery.

A be-a-pickleish leader was Napolean Bonaparte I.
by CoolPickle February 23, 2013
mugGet the Be-a-picklemug.

Touching Pickles

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019
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Nigger pickle

Look at that nigger chowing down on that ripe juicy nigger pickle must be a seed spitting contest near.
by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024
mugGet the Nigger picklemug.

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.
"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016
mugGet the mike pickle bummug.

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