When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.
Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.
Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!
Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!
by anonymous September 11, 2022

Dumbass highway that begins in Case grande Arizona and ends in San Diego California Bypassing The capital of Arizona Known as Phoenix
by WBAP December 1, 2021

- you fence
- you debate
- you are a yankees fan
- you are a ca major
- you make shitty dad jokes
- you are an unc
- you are from new york
and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker
- you debate
- you are a yankees fan
- you are a ca major
- you make shitty dad jokes
- you are an unc
- you are from new york
and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker
by wolly2 September 20, 2025

National be a big back day. Eat whatever you want whenever you want and no one can tell you otherwise.
John: Lets go get sandwiches, milkshakes, and a giant cake today
Larry: Why are you so big today
John: Its March 8 its national big back day
Larry: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh lets go be big
Larry: Why are you so big today
John: Its March 8 its national big back day
Larry: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh lets go be big
by lucy 🎀🎀 March 8, 2025

"What day is it today again?"
"Oh its April 8th the day of eating something sweet."
"YESS let's go to the shop to buy something sweet."
"Oh its April 8th the day of eating something sweet."
"YESS let's go to the shop to buy something sweet."
by yagirlloaahh September 19, 2022

by Checker the Chubby October 20, 2008
