bellow me

the value of Sean Connery's bet on celebrity jeopardy to the final jeopardy "write anything"

-Let's see what you wagered... me... bellow me, bellow me... i don't get it.
-Oh i bet you do, you Canadian ponce.

by Psycho Seraph December 20, 2008

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adopt me

by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021

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Tap me

When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay

Steve: hey brad tap me one

Brad: ye sure

Steve: sound

by shadyshaccus July 9, 2019

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Pinch Me

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.

It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

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Adopt me

A famous game on Roblox. This game is full of absolutely stupid children who trades the piles of garbage they bring everywhere with them to flex on others only to get scammed, after that they start a massive argument and the argument has a heck ton of terrible shitty insults. What other can you do in this game other than go on google and search up for the best insults known to man kind or watching the dramatic movie while eating a large sized popcorn and loudly sipping 2 liters of your favorite soda? Collecting! Yes that's right, use your parent's credit card (I forgot that your dad went to get milk) and get some in game currency to get the useless pets! Grow it while it begs you for food, for a shower (little shit can't turn on the water) and for some playtime! Why not collect some recyclable plastic instead of going to the gym, doing homework and much, much more! Waste your valuables (including every second of your life) on this amazing game! Watch the no-lifers get their daily streaks to a higher number! So cool! Play adopt me now! 100% won't make a pop up begging you for your life savings every 10 seconds! Now get your ass out there and go lose some weight.

Mother: Somebody used up all of my money!
14 year old: It was insert 5 y/o name here, insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here said that insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here needs it to get a cool pet in the weird lookin game called "Adopt Me" on "Roblox"
Mother: I fucking hate my life.

by rotten mochi August 28, 2022

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Bite me

"Bite Me" has been used as a dismissive comment since the 70's. It's a phrase you toss at your friends or pets when they're being dicks, but you still love them.. " Bite me" is more cuddly than "Fuck you".

My pitbulls won't eat their supper. "Bite me, dogs! No more cheese appetizers for you!"

by Dogma mama December 1, 2020

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