Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.
Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!
by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018
Get the Industrial friend mug.A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.
Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.
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