texas lemonade

Sticky piss found on every public toilet.

Dude, the Texas Lemonade gave me the herps!

by Botta Bing July 26, 2019

Texas Cheesesteak

A smelly puss or when u shit in a girls puss and then fuck her

Oh yeah me and my gf tried texas cheesesteak last night, or my gf got a texas cheesesteak

by LGF FootSock August 16, 2019

texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019

texashoodrat

I special type of hoodrat originated in Granbury Texas.

You see that crazy biatch at the bar fist fighting over who had a better ass? Ya she really texashoodrat

by NotAD September 3, 2019

texas cartwheel

Someone does a cartwheel, with alcohol on a belt that is fed to your mouth-TLB

Last night Kyle did 20 Texas cartwheels

by Booty-Warrior_8llllllllllO November 16, 2019

Texas Snowball

When a guy shoots his cum into someone’s ass then sucks it out and kisses them, exchanging the load to the other persons mouth.

Nasty! He gave her a Texas snowball last night! That’s why both of them have shitty smelling breath today.

by Ghaleon81 October 22, 2019

Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019