Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.

-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."

by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013

cocoa butter dick

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.

Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet

by Dickpics February 21, 2015

Amish Moon Butter

When you urinate into a partner's anal cavity, and proceed to use either your genitals or an appropriate tool to stir the liquids inside much like a traditional "churning" motion.

I had to grab my boy Eric the other day and assert authority by giving him the oldAmish Moon Butter.

by Bill Eternal May 12, 2023

butter muncher

A person who enjoys eating sticks of butter in place of real solid food.

Me: So explain this again

Courtney: When I was little I used to eat sticks of butter

Me: What a butter muncher!

by oh, hello October 1, 2006

Peanut Butter Hours

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

by FunnyDog55 May 12, 2018

Peanut butter face

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.

"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."

by SlothManJones April 20, 2017

butter pecAn

Can be used as an adjective or as a proper noun. It can be used to describe someone as gross, cringey, disgusting, nasty, absolutely horrendous, ghetto, or completely garbage. It can also be used as a nickname for someone who follows the description above.

Wow that’s so butter pecAn.
Oh my God did you see butter pecAn’s outfit today??

by Sunshinesarah June 27, 2019