sam mair

hes the skibidi toiley

oh look its sam mair in ohio

by mikey0skibs August 11, 2024

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Sam Guzman

The meanest girl you will ever meet. She is a lion. Her hair is burnt pasta. If you ever meet her you will want to kys.

This bitch sam guzman is an asshole.

by John gabana December 14, 2018

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Sam

Tubby english cunt

Sam is a tubby prick

by ItsrllySam March 1, 2022

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A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.

Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any

by BackSeeet October 22, 2018

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Sam Young

Sam young is NOT a chad and doesnt get girls, he actually touches grass while us chads are full deep

I am sam young because i actually have a life

by cooper is a beamer full deep August 4, 2021

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Sam

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats

by DontFallForTheWhitwGirlTrap December 8, 2018

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