Hat

It is a hat, you put it on your head.

Person one: (you) "What is a hat?"
Person two: (me) "Why did you ask that question, you know what a fucking hat is."

by Baron von wimmerschnitzel January 30, 2023

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Ass-hat

A person with a natural ability to fuck up the simplest of things.

Coworker#1 Did you see the new guy in hard handle

Coworker#2 Yeah I told him not to pack bad products. Everything he packed was bad .

Coworker#1 He is a total ass-hat

Coworker#2 Yup a complete ass-hat

by doppelganger1216 October 6, 2018

Hat trick

Scoring a goal with fancy foot work or foot trick

Bella had an amazing rainbow hat trick

by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018

jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes

a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick”
b: “dhdiodksneudu”

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025