e-gf

your online girlfriend because you're just not good enough to get a real girlfriend irl. often used on irc chatting.

rizon#date: <person1> yea she's my e-gf <person2> prob cuz your to ugly to get a real gf she must be ugly to, to date a noob like u

by asiangirl7 March 1, 2010

E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Guzzlin E

A girl who enjoys sucking male genitles and drink the cum down her throat as smooth as vodka

emily (guzzlin e) guzzled the shit out of tev at elements last night! NAH HE CANT HANDLE IT!

by theguzzler June 27, 2009

2.e

too easy. internet gamer slang used at the end of a match to gloat a win.

Player1: gg
Player2: gg
Me: 2.e

by Ryan.Nixon July 1, 2009

E-Pro

to be an extreme professional; usually said when someone does something amazing.

That kick flip was E-Pro!!

by SkaterDre January 12, 2010

E-gypped

It's what happens when the Internet plug is pulled just when you get a good riot going and all hell breaks loose.

As soon as the students from Cairo University got a Facebook page going on where they were going to standoff with police, the government E-gypped them.

by butifandthat February 19, 2011

e-cried

When someone gets flamed/banned on a forum and then bitches about it someone else onlne (facebook, twitter, myspace)

Dick sure e-cried about getting banned

by RootDKJ December 9, 2010