Random Sexual Definitons

The Things People Post Onto This Website Because They Are Bored.
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Person 1: "Oh Im Gonna Look Up Random Word On UrbanDictionary!"
*Sees Random Sexual Definitons*
Person 1: "Great, Well I'm Off To Go Kill Myself."

by fwefff January 17, 2023

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septi sexual

Having sexual feelings for anything with 7 or more limbs

I am a septi sexual octopus

by Epic17x January 11, 2019

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Sexualization

The act of visualizing a sexual encounter to help pass the time using people and objects around you.

Mike: "how'd you make it through that 2 hour meeting?"
Kerry: "I practiced the art of sexualization using women in the meeting. First, Sherry from accounting was riding my cock on the conference table, loving it so much she was spreading her butt checks and starring at Lauren from finance. Then Jill from 2nd floor joined in, she liked it from be-hindt! Next thing I knew the meeting was over..."

Larry: "wow that was the most boring class ever"
Jason: "not for me, I used sexualization. That red-haired girl beside me is now named cinnamon, and she should probably brush her teeth after what just went down"

by Fattroll April 12, 2017

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pimento sexual

A Pimento sexual is someone who gets aroused by pimento (usually specifically pimento cheese).

It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a pimento sexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Pimento cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.

by Defined Definition April 02, 2017

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sexual facist

Vague slur to call someone who is viewed as some sort of dishonest intent to the extent that the individual is oppressive with their chosen sexual vice

"Bob told me to put a jacket on, its warm out, what a sexual facist"

by SirPope May 05, 2022

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