Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).

Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!

by Zipster May 16, 2005

The most powerful being in history

The person who holds extreme power to the universe and beyond. They can control everything at any time, in any number, at the same time.

Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers

by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019

heartbreaking work of staggering power

1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.

"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."

by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012

The Power Of Boners Compels You

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

very beautiful very powerful

How someone is supposed to describe a Lumpfish

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors, this one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful very powerful.

by Microwaveman69 March 18, 2022

AC/DC POWER OUTAGE

When you turn off all the lights in your apartment at 3 a.m. and play AC/DC as loud as possible.

The Ginch: Neighbors are fighting again.
Charney: Time for an AC/DC power outage.

by ghost towne May 9, 2021

Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010