Double Poop

When you announce you have pooped and then pooped agian

Johnny: brb poop

jimmy: okokok!!

Later.....

Johnny: blah blah blah

jimmy:blah blah blah

Johnny: BRB double poop

by dmangst May 25, 2009

poop candle

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.

by one leg out the box January 16, 2012

poop money

the excess funds one accrues from having an insanely well paying job or rich family, which one then spends frivolously on goods and services.

"man, i'm so wasted. chase's poop money bought us so many drinks last."

"mr. jones shits money. he bought another rolls royce with his poop money."

by samwich man May 15, 2010

Poop tube

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.

I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.

by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010

poop lubing

The mixture of spit or semen and fecal matter associated with gay anal sex

I fucked the that tranny and only used the poop lubing

by Guitarin March 14, 2018

reverse pooping

the act of shoving shit up your ass.

reverse pooping is so satisfying, you should try it

by saIad July 23, 2019

horny poop

When a man take a shit at the maximum level of hornyness they can reach and blast a huge cum load because their prostate got overwhelm by the hot poop

"sorry babe I can't get up anymore I just took a horny poop"
"WTF JAMES WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT TILL AFTER WE FUCKED"

by Ragingcumquack May 14, 2019